If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew

If you wouldn't mind I would like it loose

If you wouldn't care I would like to leave

If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain

Could you believe him when you discussed his stain?

Here is another word that rhymes with shame

You could do anything

Bell on the door rings come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down in the chair don't be afraid

Steaming hot towel on my face

I was shaved

I was shamed

I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shaved

I was shamed

I was shaved

I sense others in the room

Opie, Aunt Bea I presume

They take turns and cut me up

I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff...

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shaved

I need an easy friend

I do... with an ear to lend

I do... think you fit this shoe

I do... won't you have a clue

I'll take advantage while

You hang me out to dry

But I can't see you every night

Free

I'm standing in your line

I do... hope you have the time

I do... pick a number too

I do... keep a date with you

Won't you believe it

It's just my luck

No recess

You're in high school again

Would you believe me when I tell you

You are the queen of my heart

Please don't deceive me when I hurt you

Just ain't the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz

When I'm feeling tired

She pushed food through the door

And I crawl towards the crack of light

Sometimes I can't find my way

Newspapers spread around

Soaking all that they can

A cleaning is due again

--a good hosing down

The lady whom I feel maternal love for

Cannot look me in the eyes

But I see hers and they are blue

And they cock and twist and masturbate

I said so

Nirvana

Black windows of paint

I scratched with my nails

I see others just like me

Why do they not try to escape?

They bring out the older ones

They point in my way

They come with a flash of light

And take my family away

And very later I have learned to

Accept some friends of ridicule

My whole existence is for your amusement

And that is why I'm here with you!

To take you with me

You're right

Nirvana

This is out of our reach... and it's grown

This is getting to be... drone

I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned!

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more

This is out of our range... and it's crude

This is getting to be... like drone

I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned!

Fuck! Yeah! Drone! Stoned!

In my eyes

I'm not lazy

In my face

It's not over

In your room

I'm not older

In your eyes

I'm not worth it

Gimme back my alcohol

Give me all your...

They lead a lifetime that is comfortable

They travel far to keep their stomachs full

They make their living off of arts and crafts

They kind with seashells driftwood and burlap

They make a deal when they come to town

The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground

She loves him more than he will ever know

He loves her more than he will ever show

--Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart

--Keeps her photographs close to her heart

--Keeps the bitterness close to the heart

Fill me in on your new vision

Wake me up with indecision

Help me trust your mighty wisdom

Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.

Show me how you question, question

Lead the way to my temptations

Take my hand and give it cleaning

Yes I eat cow - I am not proud.

Is he in an easychair?

--Poop as hard as a rock.

I don't like you anyway

--Seal it in a box

I'm new [Now you]

I'm who?

I'm you

Afraid to grade

Wouldn't it be fun?

Cross, self loss

Wouldn't it be fun?

Wet your bed

Wouldn't it be fun?

Some fear none [Sun felt numb]

Wouldn't it be fun?

Your eyes... Teacher said,

Your eyes... Preacher said,

"Don't have nothing for you"

Spell the smell

Wouldn't it be fun?

Search for church

Wouldn't it be fun?

Wet your bed

Wouldn't it be fun?

Cold in gold [Cold in coals]

Wouldn't it be fun?

Big cheese Make me

Mine says, "Go to the office"

Big cheese Make me

Mine says, what the hell?

Black is black, no trading back

We were enemies

Show you all what a man is [Sure you are, but what am I?]

Big lies make mine

Mine says "Go to office"

Big cheese Make me

Message? What is it?

Black is black, no trading back

We were enemies

She eats glue, how bout you?

Portray sincerity

Act out of loyalty

Defend your true country

Wish away the pain

Hand out lobotomies

To save little families

Surrealistic fantasy

Bland boring plain

Hold me down in restitution

Living out your date with fusion

Is the whole fleece shun in master?

Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody said that they're not much like I am

I know I can

Make enough of the words for you to follow along

I sink and then some

Slippery pessimist hypocrite master

Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard

Thank you dear God for putting me on this Earth

I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst

Load up on guns and bring your friends

It's fun to lose and to pretend

She's over bored and self assured

Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)

With the lights out it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto

An albino

A mosquito

My Libido

Yay!

I'm worse at what I do best

And for this gift I feel blessed

Our little group has always been

And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)

And I forget just why I taste

Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile

I found it hard, it was hard to find

Oh well, whatever, nevermind

hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)

With the lights out it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto

An albino

A mosquito

My Libido

A denial...

Sell the kids for food

--weather changes moods

Spring is here again

--reproductive glands

(chorus)

He's the one

Who likes all our pretty songs

And he likes to sing along

And he likes to shoot his gun

But he don't know what it means

Don't know what it means

And I say... yeaahh

(repeat)

We can have some more -- nature is a whore

Bruises on the fruit -- tender age in bloom

(chorus)

Come as you are, as you were,

As I want you to be

As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy

Take your time, hurry up

The choice is yours, don't be late

Take a rest as a friend as an old memoria

Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach

As I want you to be

As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria

And I swear that I don't have a gun

No I don't have a gun

I don't care...

Care if I'm old

I don't mind...

Mind, don't have a mind

Get away...

Away from your home

I'm afraid...

Afraid of a ghost

Even if you have

Even if you need

I don't mean to stare

We don't have to breed

We can plant a house

We can build a tree

I don't even care

We could have all three

She said...

I'm so happy 'cause today

I've found my friends ...

They're in my head

I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you...

We've broken our mirrors

Sunday morning is everyday for all I care...

And I'm not scared

Light my candles in a daze...

'Cause I've found god - yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm so lonely but that's okay I shaved my head...

And I'm not sad

And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard...

But I'm not sure

I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there...

But I don't care

I'm so horny but that's okay...

My will is good - yeah, yeah, yeah

I like it - I'm not gonna crack

I miss you - I'm not gonna crack

I love you - I'm not gonna crack

I kill you - I'm not gonna crack

Polly wants a cracker

Think I should get off of her first

I think she wants some water

To put out the blow torch

(chorus)

Isn't me

Haven't seed

Let me clip

Your dirty wings

Let me take a ride

Cut yourself

I want some help

Please myself

I've got some rope

You have been told

I promise you

I have been true

Let me take a ride

Cut yourself

I want some help

Please myself

Polly wants a cracker

Maybe she would like some food

She asks me to untie her

A chase would be nice for a few

(chorus)

Polly says her back hurts

And she's just as bored as me

She caught me off my guard

It amazes me, the will of instinct

(chorus)

"Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together,

try to love one another right now..."

When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions

Gotta find a way to find a way when I'm there

Gotta find a way - a better way -

I had better wait

Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman

"Just because you're paranoid

Don't mean they're not after you."

One baby to another says,

I'm lucky to have met you

I don't care what you think

Unless it is about me

It is now my duty to completely drain you

A travel through a tube

And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you

Pass it back and forth

In a passionate kiss

From my mouth to yours

Because I like you

With eyes so dilated,

I've became your pupil

You've taught me everything

Without a poison apple

The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student

Indebted and so grateful -

Vacuum out the fluids

...Sloppy lips to lips

You're my vitamins because I'm like you

Truth covered in security

I can't let you smother me

I'd like to but it couldn't work

Trading off and taking turns

I don't regret a thing

And I've got this friend, you see

Who makes me feel and I

Wanted more than I could steal

I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield

I'll go out of my way to prove I still

Smell her on you

Don't tell me what I wanna hear

Afraid of never knowing fear

Experience anything you need

I'll keep fighting jealousy

Until it's fucking gone

I'll go out of my way to make you a deal

We've make a pact to learn from who

Ever we want without new rules

We'll share what's lost and what we grew

They'll go out of their way

To prove they still

Smell her on you

Monkey see, monkey do

(I don't know why)

I'd rather be dead than cool

(I don't know why)

Every line ends in rhyme

(I don't know why)

Less is more, love is blind

(I don't know why)

Stay away

Give an inch, take a smile

(I don't know why)

Fashion shits, fashion style

(I don't know why)

Throw it out and keep it in

(I don't know why)

Have to have poison skin

(I don't know why)

Stay away

God is gay

I'll start this off without any words

I got so high that I scratched 'til I bled

I love myself better than you

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The finest day that I ever had

Was when I learned to cry on command

I love myself better than you

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain

I can't complain

My mother died every night

It's safe to say don't quote me on that

I love myself better than you

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The black sheep got blackmailed again

Forgot to put on the zip code

I love myself better than you

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain

I can't complain

Somewhere I have heard this before

In a dream my memory has stored

As a defense I'm neutered and spayed

What the hell am I trying to say

It is now time to make it unclear

To write off lines that don't make sense

I love myself better than you

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

One more special message to go

And then I'm done then I can go home

I love myself better than you

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain

I can't complain

Underneath the bridge

The tarp has sprung a leak

And the animals I've trapped

Have all become my pets

And I'm living off of grass

And the drippings from the ceiling

It's ok to eat fish

'Cause they don't have any feelings

Something in the way